ED Contradictions Wish GAME! (Potential TW)

[haifisch]

So.. State a wish, or urge you have that is ED related. Such as, "God I hate my thighs, I wish they were gone!"
Then, somebody gets to post "wish granted," and a worst case scenario type reason why you should be thankful for the thighs..
Such as:

"Wish granted, you have no thighs. Now you cannot walk, run, hop, kick.. you must drag yourself around and have a constant case of red, blistering rug burn."

Fun?

I will start.

I wish that my neck fat was gone.

[happytapeworm]

you would have very little support and your head would tilt and depending on your movements it could sprain or break.

I wish my knee ad ankle fat was gone

[jemjem]

wish granted,

all your ankle and knee fat is gone, however you now have nothing cusioning and supporting your joints and you cannot walk without a painful crunching noise radiating from your limbs.

i wish all my flabby fat on my arms would vanish

[SkinnyMD]

Wish granted.
You have no fat on your arms. In fact, due to the loss of fat on your arms, you can no longer use your arms, and they have as a result fallen off. You now have tiny stubs for arms.

I wish cheeseburgers were zero calories.

[haifisch]

Wish granted,
Cheeseburgers now only come in liquid flavored form, filled with chemicals such as aspertame that cause twists and knots in your stomach. You will never know the juicy texture of a real life burger again.

I wish that I had a rock hard beach body.

[LRT]

wish granted,

but because your body is sooo hard, you can't move at all and will spend the rest of your days stood like a statue

I wish my stomach fat was all gone and completely flat

[haifisch]

Wish Granted,
You now have a 2 by 4 wooden plank of a torso. You can't bend your back, or anything. You also have zero padding to protect your organs and bones, so you cannot do hardly any activity for fear of puncturing an organ or shattering a bone.

I wish that I could use laxatives and empty myself, I just want to feel empty!

[penggwin]

wish granted.
however, now you've taken so many laxatives that your insides have completely fallen out through the giant hole which was once your bum.

i wish my calves were smaller.

[Savannah]

wish granted
you now have tiny chicken-leg calves that limit your ability to stand and walk without the use of a cane while simultaneously making you look like a disproportionate alien-baby.

I wish my face was much slimmer.