How many calories does masturbating burn??

[Starlight53a]

(Sorry for the weirdness of this.)

I know that masturbating does definitely burn calories, but how many? I've searched repeatedly on the rest of the internet, and have found loads of numbers from 0-300... And some places have said that boys would burn more than girls, other say girls would burn more than boys. (I personally think girls would burn more, but I wouldn't know... :P)

So... What do you all think??

[happytapeworm]

i read that a woman burns 66 from a fake orgasm and only 10 from a real one xD

[something-blue]

theres really no way of answering this other than hooking you up to a monitor and taking notes during it...id assume you dont want that.

with guys its about 30-50 calories in a half hour on average and up to 100 during ejaculation (because its getting rid of pure protein which needs to be reproduced).

for girls there are too many variables in "method" (like it may be hardly any physical activity for one person and sweaty extreme sport for another) but generally youd burn more during it and less each time you orgasm than guys.

[Starlight53a]

generally youd burn more during it and less each time you orgasm than guys.

So it would be about even, then? Unless one of the differences is way big...

[something-blue]

So it would be about even, then? Unless one of the differences is way big...

...like i said the calories you burn can be anywhere from "running vigorously" to "slowly walking along" to "making some tea"; the more you move and get your heartbeat up the more calories youre going to burn. also if you ....take longer then youll burn more as well obviously

[Mr. Fiend]

So it would be about even, then? Unless one of the differences is way big...

Sorry I lol'd at that.....

[Jacklinger]

i read that a woman burns 66 from a fake orgasm and only 10 from a real one xD

So that's why you do it.

[roestessai]

So that's why you do it.

:') I lol'd.
I'm guessing it depends how much movement you make. Like pretty much everything else that burns calories.

[scarlettsupper]

So that's why you do it.

Oh no we've been found out.

[uroboros]

Lol never even thought of the sperm being a big load of calories that are being ""blown away"" Its pretty shamefull im masturbating about 4 times per day right now. But it seems its serving a sinister second purpose lol. Weight loss.