FrozenTea

It's big. It's clunky. I can't wear a dress because then I have to clip it to my underwear. The top electrode is nearly impossible to hide in work clothes. I don't have a land line so I have to go to a store or a friend's house every time I need to send in an EKG. If I get one more person to ask me what's wrong, I might punch them in the face. And I still have three more weeks with this monster.