ok.... SERIOUSLY?

[samheree]

ok so im a chew spitter and my mom made snickerdoodle cookies the other day.... so i chewspit those a little bit, and she found them in the sink!!! and she asked me about it.... she said "do u not like my cookies?" all i said was "um, no i do, i dont know why they are in there...." AAHHH does anyone know what to do? how can i keep her off my back? i cant have her find out what i do mostly everyday.... does anyone have good excuses?!!? please help!


anyway, thanks for reading and any feedback/excuses would be amazing...


hope everyone is doin good!!! :)

-sam

[Kashigolean]

they fell in your milk and got all soggy? lol
all i could come up with, hope it helps and im not too late!

[samheree]

hahah thanks, i just said it felt weird, and it tasted weird? lol


-sam

[imonlysleeping]

hahah thanks, i just said it felt weird, and it tasted weird? lol


-sam
i'd go with the milk thing! be like, i was dipping them in milk, and they got soggy and fell into the bottom of the glass and when you dumped the excess outta the sink that got there too?
o: or tell your mom you were eating the cookies, took too big of a mouthfull and spit some out? not the best excuse sorry!

[samheree]

no!! thats good too! thanks so much!! :)


-sam

[reclaimingkatie]

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So sorry she saw that!!! Try using napkins, kleenex, or a coffee cup hon...(Then you can empty in toilet) ; )

Ummm, what about things like, oh I was about to sneeze or cough and was gonna choke... or thought I had a hair in my mouth... or something?

You know...things that would make anyone wanna spit there food out? (Besides the obvious..."Mom, there's like a gazillion cals...why do you think I spit them out?" LOL!)

Or yes...milk making em' soggy was a great idea, Kashigolean!

Also, um... what about you bit your lip and tasted blood?

All the above could be used at diff. times... Hopefully she doesn't catch you too much though... I know how she watches you like a hawk...

xoxox...

Hang in there!

[Kashigolean]

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So sorry she saw that!!! Try using napkins, kleenex, or a coffee cup hon...(Then you can empty in toilet) ; )

Ummm, what about things like, oh I was about to sneeze or cough and was gonna choke... or thought I had a hair in my mouth... or something?

You know...things that would make anyone wanna spit there food out? (Besides the obvious..."Mom, there's like a gazillion cals...why do you think I spit them out?" LOL!)

Or yes...milk making em' soggy was a great idea, Kashigolean!

Also, um... what about you bit your lip and tasted blood?

All the above could be used at diff. times... Hopefully she doesn't catch you too much though... I know how she watches you like a hawk...

xoxox...

Hang in there!


wow, those were really good ideas too!
thanks btw <3

[samheree]

KATIEEE!!! thanks so much! those are so good too! they all are!! well, the lastest is that she just came into my room and shes like "did u eat all the cookies in the freezer? where did they go? did u take them to school?" i was like "yeaa... lol i ate some and gave some away...." so now i gotta go get some and put them in a plastic baggy in my car for "sharing" lol....

ahh fml


-sam