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Chew
11-17-2009, 10:53 AM
:p How to create "Thinsexy"'s Russian Stimulation Tea. :p

This is a recipe for a extensive stimulation tea, please follow the instructions carefully & be sure to read the warnings before you start.


If made correctly the following effects should occur:A) A metabolic boost which could help you burn up to 2.3lbs a day during a fast.1. Take a small saucepan and pour a glass or mug full of cold water in it.

2. Add one heaped tablespoon of black or green tea. (Aproximatly 4 or 5 bags, remove from bag before adding and make sure not to include any whole leaves.)

The tea will then float on the surface of the water in your saucepan.

3. Heat the stove and make sure to remove the saucepan prior to the tea hitting boiling point. (Do not let it boil & do not stir because it will destroy the chemical reactions required to give the stimulating effects.)

The tea will then have a soft coat over the surface and the water should have changed to a dark brown or yellowish black depending on the kind of tea you used.

4. Cover the saucepan. (Or for best results pour it into a thermos so as to keep the correct temperature.)

A chemical reaction will take place in the saucepan.

5. Leave the tea for at least 10 minutes. (Approximately 10-20 minutes but 10 is recommended if it is your first time.)

6. Pour half the tea into your cup, then pour it back to the saucepan or thermos.

7. Repeat twice.

8. Finally leave the tea for 3 minutes until all of the tea sinks to the bottom. (As shown in the following pictures, click to enlarge.)


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ENJOY YOUR DRINK!
9. Sip the drink in coupled doses and wait for 20 seconds before sipping twice again, repeat this method until finished, do not over drink as you may throw up or accumulate chest or heart pains.


Notes:A) Make sure you drink this tea hot & not warm so as to gain the desired effects.
B) The drink can only be made from pure black or pure green tea and not any other verities.
C) The drink tastes vulgar, black tea is slightly more tolerant but green tea will provide a stronger and more stimulating effect.Effects usually occur around 10-15 minutes after finishing your drink & should last up to four hours.


Injury may occur if taken incorrectly so please read the following warnings:A) Do not eat after the drink, wait for approximately 50 minutes.
B) Adding sugar may lead to a severe head aches or even heart failure.
C) It is possible to add sugar to boost the effect of adrenalin although highly unrecommended & especially if it is your first cup.
D) Drink in the mornings to avoid insomnious effects.
E) Limit yourself to 1 cup per day, larger doses may induce vomiting & may overwork your heart.
F) This tea will make you high.


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lovebexs
11-17-2009, 04:23 PM
that sounds intriguing, but the negative side effects scare me :[ i mean, heart failure?

Jacklinger
11-17-2009, 07:19 PM
Call it "heartbreaker tea".

nathrakh
11-17-2009, 08:08 PM
It also looks digusting hehe. Guess the stimulation might come from ur body thinking its going to die and freaking out.

Chew
11-18-2009, 03:36 AM
Honestly, I have never felt close to those side effects! the person who told me the recipe put it on but I doubt it will do any harm, I just thought I would leave the warnings there. x

Vision Thing
11-18-2009, 11:34 PM
Hmmm tbh it looks really gross, I'd rather just exercise on a fast to help keep up the burn.

Also off topic question but did you change your name chew? how come?

Chew
11-19-2009, 01:51 AM
It works soo well though, it gives you ridicules amounts of energy from nowhere & yes I changed my name because I need a fresh start. x

Cinderellinger
11-19-2009, 02:52 AM
Hmmm...this looks interesting. I may just have to try it...I have all this green tea I have to use anyway. It's so bitter and I'm just dying to get rid of it so I might as well just get it all over with in one disgusting shot.

Vision Thing
11-19-2009, 02:54 AM
Well it's ceratinly given me lots to think about....gotta find a time when no ones home to try. Thanks for this and a hope your start keeps geeting fresher.......hmmm well I tried but no that didn't work out. Ah well, good luck anyway :)

FATTY_McFATTERsin
11-19-2009, 07:14 AM
I am thinking "4 to 5 bags of tea" maybe that's why someone would get those sideaffects because doesn't tea have caffeine or something?

Chew
11-19-2009, 08:31 AM
I am thinking "4 to 5 bags of tea" maybe that's why someone would get those sideaffects because doesn't tea have caffeine or something?


Normal tea does but green tea is low caffeine. x

thisislove
11-19-2009, 12:29 PM
So does this work well?? When you say it gives you a 'high' what is it like?? And is the taste yuck or??
thanks :)

Chew
11-21-2009, 11:16 AM
So does this work well?? When you say it gives you a 'high' what is it like?? And is the taste yuck or??
thanks :)


It makes you kind of hyper & the taste depends on the tea you use. x

diary
11-24-2009, 09:15 AM
i didnt have any green tea so i used flavored fruityish tea its actually good just really strong im looking forward to tryingthe green tea version tonight. :D

calculatingfate
12-09-2009, 12:59 PM
Does this really work?
Is it worth it?

skylines
12-13-2009, 02:21 PM
I'm thinking I'll make some tonight, it looks interesting.

Alice Hunger
01-20-2010, 06:24 AM
This looks interesting. I guess I could make some.

Mini
06-09-2010, 06:52 AM
Did anyone have any success with this?
It tastes awful...

skylines
06-14-2010, 04:44 PM
it made me barf, but I think that's because I drank it too fast. I'm probably not going to make this again, it tastes vile.

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